Ever since making the 2011-2012 Texas Tech Advertising Team in September 2011, we have become tight. Like, real tight. Like, we've had a group text message going since April.
We are all very different people with very different interests and very different perspectives on life. However, we've become best friends because, well, we're weird. This collaborative blog was a genius idea we've been talking about for months. We think we're hilarious.
So, this is us. By us.
Caroline Lefebvre aka Maple Leaf
By: Jessica Stark
|Maple and Snow White (before the restraining order)|
To keep up with Caroline's live-tweeting addiction, follow her on Twitter via @Carolinefev.
Meet Jessica Stark
By: Nicole Sever
|Jessica Stark, yesterday|
Being Cabbage: The Megan Maxfield Biography
By: Rachel L. Bottlinger
|Maxfield and her ex-fiancé|
Megan Maxfield is part Ft. Worthian with a keen fashion sense and part Cabbage Patch Doll. Megan Maxfield dances on the stage with the band, especially if they are playing a Tom Petty song. Megan Maxfield once told a stranger that she was a transvestite. Megan Maxfield gets really uncomfortable when her t-shirt gets wet. Megan Maxfield attended an Aerosmith concert when she was a fetus. Megan Maxfield once drank a bottle of Riesling on my couch and signed up for Match.com just for “shits ‘n’ giggles.” Megan Maxfield gets free drinks by telling strangers she has her own reality show.
Nothing Megan Maxfield says or does surprises me. After knowing her for half an hour, my dad referred to her as a hellraiser, which is very true (just ask the past standards committee of her sorority).
As ridiculous as ol’ Tranny Maxfield is, she would do anything for her friends and family. If you mess with someone she cares about, she’ll drink lots of vodka and come after you. Beware, she’s packing a very large, black onyx David Yurman ring on her right hand that could cause a major shiner.
By: Megan Maxfield
|Susan Nicole Sever, right after Tell asked for her hand in marriage|
Here’s a story about a Gingerbread man who decided to procreate and have themselves a real ginger. Her name was Susan aka Wizard Sleever. See Susie had extraordinary powers with her red hair. She was a wizard. She had the powers to create nothing into greatness. Through her journey of life, Wizard Sleever had a tortured soul, one that would make her burst out in to flaming tears of red. No one could figure out the madness that was bestowed onto this talented ginger wizard. However, one night a tall mysterious fellow found Wizard Sleever in the basement of the mass communication building crying over a horrified ad design in comic sans that someone had designed. All she could scream was why, while the red tears bellowed down her snowy white skin. The tall mysterious fellow picked up Wizard Sleever and carried her away into the night and hushed her tears. This lad's name came to be Tell. He was a tall dark knight that could deal with any type of situation Wizard Sleever ran into because she was a ginger and had a lot of problems. Tell had courted Wizard Sleever for many years and decided that it was time to make her his wife. And now Wizard Sleever is engaged and fighting for the best wedding of her life, even though she is a ginger with snowy white skin with a very tortured soul that cries red tears. Gingers.
Rachel Bottlinger: The Abridged Kind Of Unauthorized Biography.
By: Caroline Lefebvre
Disclaimer: Miss Lefebvre can be in no way sued for slander, libel, or defamation by Miss Bottlinger because she learned that shit in Mass Comm Law.
|Bottlinger, before going to Chimy's last Friday|