Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Why, Zak? WHY?

I have lots of goals in life.

To walk across Abbey Road barefoot, holding a cigarette like Paul McCartney. To go skydiving. To be creative director of an advertising agency.

To be tweeted at by Zak Bagans.


You know ol' Zak Bagans, right? The dude from Ghost Adventures who wears Affliction t-shirts and has Donkey Kong hair?



I mean, he's no Peter Venkman or Egon Spengler, but still.



I started following @Zak_Bagans back in February, hoping to get a response out of him. He is very good at retweeting and replying to fans, just not to @rachellaine.

Seriously, he retweeted this from a fan:

Because u guyz stay truthful to the evidence capture its why #GhostAdventures is my favorite show! @Zak_Bagans <3


But he won't respond to any of these gems?!?





Sure, Zak, I may only watch your show when someone is with me because I'm a chicken shit and scared of the dark, but still. It kind of stings, bro.

My friend, Kyle, is very supportive of me trying to get a response out of Zak-y B. He told me I should show a little boob-age in my Twitter profile pic.

However, I think my current Twitter profile pic is very sexual.



Anyways, it's been like nine months since I've started this. And I will not stop until I succeed.


So Mr. Bagans, if you're reading this while taking a break because you made Aaron go into the scariest part of the underground tunnel of an old mental hospital in Wales, how 'bout a retweet?





1 comment:

  1. DYLAN MOTHERFUCKING MATHISDecember 4, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    BEST BLOG POST EVER #RETWITTING #VLOGGINIT #ZAKBAGANS #ALISTCELEBS

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