"Now all y'all listen closely. I'll be taking over these here get togethers from now on since that little blue therapist, Tobias, got a near-miracle season renewal. Now I don't have a way with words like he did, so just start talkin' then."
Then a familiar figure from my childhood stood up.
"Hi everyone, I'm James Van Der Beek, and m,"
"Hello James." -said everyone else
"Sure, anyways, I'm James and my show got cancelled this week. We were all blind-sided. I was lucky enough to escape being forgotten into oblivion. But, I think I'm the only survivor."
While James quietly sobbed, I quietly put my Dawson's Creek poster back in my bag. Now was not the time for an autograph apparently.
A hooded figure stood and started reading off a prepared statement. "I just wish we could get along with the networks like we used to. I wish that I could make a cake made out of rainbows and hiatus breakers. And we'd all be happy..."
"HER SHOW DIDN'T EVEN GET CANCELLED" -I called out from the back
The hooded figure is revealed to be Liz Lemon and Casey Klein sneeringly asked, "did your show even get cancelled?"
|They do not approve of |
As Liz shuffled out of the room, BFF's Jessica & Lennon tripped her then high-fived each other while singing It's Raining Men.
Then, as she does every meeting, Erica Kane from All My Children smashed a glass against the wall and started yelling things like, "We had only been on for 40 years!" and "My evil twin never even got to steal one of my ex-husbands!'
I noticed everyone slowly getting up to leave while Erica went on and on. This was sadly the closer for each meeting.
And what is even sadder is that I will never be able to find that meeting ever again. It moves around the world randomly, like a certain island, so it gets lost from time to time. Get it? It's a pun.