Tuesday, January 15, 2013

The 2013 Golden Globes

First of all, please read Caroline's post below mine (especially if you are in your early twenties).
 

Okay.
 
If you follow me on Twitter (eh hem, @rachellaine), you might have noticed that I BLEW UP your feed during the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards.

I love award season, and I'm going to share with you my thoughts on Sunday night's show. Because my opinion is more important than everyone else's opinion.


- Dear Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, thank you for showing everyone that women can be f*cking hilarious. Also, thank you for burning setting TaYlOr Sw!Ft on fire with that joke about staying away from Mr. Golden Globes.


- I really want to dead leg Anne Hathaway. She's a demon. I wish someone like Glenn Close would have shot her with a tranquilizer gun. 




- During her acceptance speech for her role as Carrie in Homeland, Claire Danes said with child. Wut?

"I informed the cast of Homeland that I was with child."
                          
                                                            2 Corinthians 5:9


- Jennifer Lawrence is younger than me. She wins Golden Globes and I talk to my cat in a British accent. Oh yeah, Adele is two years older than me.


- Lindsay Lohan was live tweeting, congratulating her "friends," but let's get real, this is what she really wanted to tweet:



- Over 27 species of mammals, reptiles, and fungi live in Helena Bonham Carter's hair.


- The movie, Argo, won best picture. Blah, blah, blah, Ben Affleck, blah. Argo still makes me think of cornstarch.


- Jodie Foster was white girl wasted. Probs because she knew she was going to have to accept the Cecille B. DeMille award with her hair looking like that.



- Mandy Patinkin was there. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin. Mandy Patinkin.


- THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE:



- I love that Girls took home best comedy series. I highly recommend it. However, Lena Dunham's character always has dingy white undergarments. Please, Hannah, OxiClean your panties.


- And finally, THIS:



 I could go on forever, but I'm like super busy and stuff.




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