-I always dominate the television categories (duh).
-Why don't people don't risk everything on Final Jeopardy! Go big or go home people.
-That means that Alex Trebek is actually an alien superhuman (and grandfather/creator of Watson the Supercomputer).
-Which also makes Alex Trebek's mustache a beacon that detached and was sent back to his home planet. It has yet to return.
-People know way too much about 8th century world history.
-I feel superior for a quick moment when the contestants stumble on the common knowledge, pop culture categories.
-Why is there a kid's tournament. 12 year olds should not be that smart. Go play some Mario or go outside. The sun won't hurt you. I promise.
-I am definitely not the target demographic for Jeopardy because I do not care about Aleve and their sponsoring of 2nd and 3rd place prizes.
-Anytime there's a clue about a book that I don't know the response to, I answer with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
-Thanks to Mrs. Winegar's 5th grade history class, I always have the answers to State Capital categories.
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-If I were actually on Jeopardy! I would constantly forget to say my response in the form of a question.
-I constantly think of random, awkward stories that I could share with Alex Trebek during the commercial breaks.
-If I ever meet Alex Trebek, I will call him Alex Trebek. Not Alex, not Mr. Trebek,
-Ken Jennings is a wizard.
-Why is the answer in the clue? Isn't this game is for smart people?
-Did John Williams score the theme song?