Monday, March 4, 2013

Words I Can't Say

So, I've recently started making a list of words that I physically cannot say. I know, I know, kinda crazy, but yeah.
 

Cheesy - You know, when someone refers to something being cheesy in a non-food way. THIS IS THE BIG ONE. I seriously want to throw up all over myself when someone says this word in front of me. I have no idea why. I hate it. I HATE IT. STOP SAYING CHEESY. OMFG. I say corny instead of cheesy. Someone told me that's not the same thing. I told him to shut up.

Veggie - Not too long ago, a classmate had veggie in a PowerPoint presentation. I didn't flip the table over and leave the room. I don't mind when others say this word, I just don't say it. I say vegetable because, well, I just do.

PJs - This abbreviation is so stupid. I kinda sorta cringe when others say it. It's so stupid sounding. PAJAMAS, Y'ALL. PAJAMAS. OMG. PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS PAJAMAS. I say PAJAMAS because I'm a 22-year-old, not an 8-year-old.
 
Mayo - Call me crazy, but I think mayonnaise sounds better. Miracle Whip tastes better.

Fridge - I cannot say fridge. I say refrigerator. Actually, I say frig-rator because I talk fast and I'm from Hamilton, Texas USA.

Totes/Presh/Other Sorority Girl "Abbrevs" - I want to punch girls who abbreviate words. Like, that's totes not presh when you use abbrevs. You totes sound like a dumbass. I have discovered that many sorority girls talk in abbrevs. Maybe that's why I totes didn't fit in with my sorority? Maybe? LOLZ?


This post isn't that funny, so here's a great video of me pretending to be a cop :





 

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