So, this happened. The Duds love us some Honey Boo Boo. Process that information how you will, but let me just start by saying that there is a vast difference between a role model and entertainment. This family entertains my socks off, so when we got this little gem in the mail, I was all:
Upon further analysis of this autograph, I'm 99% sure the note is in June's handwriting which leads me to the obvious conclusion that she bookmarked The Duds and will soon invite us to McIntyre for some "sketti."
I have just a few other ideas about the fun things we could do with Honey Boo Boo and Family. First, when we all get to McIntyre, I would like to formally request that each Dud is given a nickname.
After that, I think we could really get some good out of June's fitness stations. I, personally, feel very confident about the hula hoop station. After burning ~5 calories, I'd really like to try my hand at Pigzilla. I'm positive I would get nowhere close to finishing, but I honestly think if Pumpkin gave it another shot, she could do it. The Duds are behind you, Pumpkin.
After Pumpkin's inevitable success, I would like to suggest some sort of butter slip-n-slide. Now, June, I know you don't like the girls wasting all your Country Crock, but The Duds and I are willing to clip some coupons for you to make it happen. I feel like it would really help you blow off some steam too, I mean, remember how much you loved the water park?
As a token of appreciation for the butter slip-n-slide, we'd even spring for some nice water-socks for you, June. I mean, don't we all have our own metaphorical "forklift foot," after all? It's the least we can do for your hospitality.
All-in-all, I feel like having The Duds to your home in Georgia would benefit all parties involved. Until that glorious day upon which we might receive your invitation, you can find us just living our lives in true Smoochie-fashion: relaxin' and watching ourselves eat brownies with a hand mirror.