Thursday, August 22, 2013

An Open Questionnaire for Kliff Kingsbury


The Duds are a product of Texas Tech University and needless to say, we’re big Red Raiders. With football season right around the corner, we—like everyone else—are fangirling over the debut of our new coach, Kliff Kingsbury. A few months back, Kliff (@TTUKingsbury) followed us on The Twitter (@thefiveduds), which basically means we’re the six best friends that anyone could have.  

With that, there have been a number of interviews with Kliff (including the recent Texas Monthly) as we get closer to football season.  However, we can’t help but feel that the really important questions, the crucial-life-or-death-investigative-journalism-House-of-Cards-style questions have yet to be asked. Since Kliff is obviously a very busy man, I have taken it upon myself to ask these questions in an open questionnaire right here in hopes that our friend Kliff will answer. So, fellow Red Raiders and college football fans alike, we need your help. These questions cannot go unanswered.

So Kliff, as fellow Red Raiders to another, we need to know:

If this football season had a theme song, what would it be and why?

It’s 2001. It’s Game Day. You’re getting pumped up to play OU. What’s on your Walkman at this very moment?

Rudy or Remember the Titans?

How long have you had to wait for a bartender at The Roof?

Better question: Have you ever had to wait for a bartender at The Roof?

What’s your preferred breakfast taco combo?

Sock-sock-shoe-shoe? Or sock-shoe-sock-shoe?

Favorite classic Disney movie?

Do you think Meryl Streep could play you in your biopic?

The Avengers or Justice League?

What was your old school AIM screen name?

If a kitten and a puppy were both in distress and you could only save one, which would you save?

Which Goonie do you most identify with?

Which Golden Girl do you most identify with?

What’s Wes Welker doing at this very second?

Old park or New park at Schlitterbahn?

Which player is most likely to have the Les Miserables soundtrack on their iPod?

Exactly how many pairs of Oakleys do you own?

Exactly how many pullovers do you own?

Out of all the players on the team, whom is most likely to binge watch a marathon of Chopped?

Tony Stark or Robb Stark?

When it comes to Oreos, dunk or twist-and-lick?

Karaoke song of choice?

Could you take a picture making your best Duds face?

Do you get winded walking up the stairs in the English building?











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Hear from you soon, Coach. Wreck’em. Please email your answers to clhlefebvre@gmail.com and we can share these gems with Red Raider Nation. And yes, we are absolutely serious. LYLAD.


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