Tell: "You forgot the tomatoes again."
Me: "I know. Sorry."
Tell: "That's okay. I'm gonna make chutney."
Does anyone know what chutney is? I do not. But I don't like sounding dumb so I'm just like "ok" when in my head I'm picturing the girl from Legally Blonde who killed her dad:
|"I didn't hear the gunshot because I was in the shower."|
I walk into the house. It smells like tomatoes and Christmas morning. I get to the kitchen where Tell is standing over our very biggest pot/cauldron. I hand Tell the raisins and ask, "hey, what is chutney?" He responds, AND I QUOTE, "I don't know."
Cool. Good. Since we have enough to feed all the 5th graders in a 20 mile radius. Next, we did what any full-grown adult would do. We called our moms. Basically, you can use it to cook pork loin and meatloaf and stuff like that. NOT on bagels.
So if any of you guys need to bake a few dozen meatloaves...give us a call.
|Chutney. Not a British bagel spread.|