You serious, Clark? Messy hair on top on one's head is now considered chic and high fashion?
Excuse me, EXCUSE ME. Me and Whitley D. Quigg were wearing hair on top of our heads in 2005. Top knot my ass, we called it Donut Shop Hair.
If you visited The Donut Shop in Hamilton, TX USA on ANY Saturday morning from late 2005-to August 2008, you would've seen one of us with hair piled on top of our head. It was the easiest hairstyle to throw together at 6:30 am on a Saturday morning, especially when there was a football game the night before. Being the school mascot/in the marching band can be tough on one's hair, ya know.
We always wore Donut Shop Hair. People would jokingly make fun of us for it.
Seriously, people? You need a freakin' step-by-step guide on how to achieve this look? All you do is wad your hair on top of your head an put a ponytail holder around it. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
So, next time you think about rockin' the super fashionable top knot, think about 16-year-old Rachel Bottlinger and Whitley Quigg cruising around in a 1976 Volkswagen Beetle, listening to Queen. Sooooo 2006.