Amy Poehler, DUH.
The hostess of my dreams & a perfect angel in this black dress because I super love when people dress their age, but still look HAWT. A+ times infinity.
Because, not only did her dress have pockets, BONUS, she got to wear pants. Her dress was basically a blanket under which she could sit indian-style. (Are we supposed to say Native-American style?) Whatever, she looked both beautiful and comfortable. 25 gold stars.
Also appropriately dressed for her age, gurlfriend was lookin' awesome. And although I do love the dress, those arms are what put her here. #blessed
Miss Golden Globes was perfection in this dress, and as if she wasn't cute enough, her parents introducing her on the red carpet was so cute I ran down the street screaming about it.
Basically, she looks like a mer-goddess and I was so blinded by her beauty I didn't even notice that she was pregnant until the Duds were screaming at me in the group text about it.
BONUS: Kerry Washington
Also a delicate pregnant flower, I could not get over her in this dress.
No to the bangs. No to the choker. No to the train. It looks like Victoria Secret made your dress. It really serves you right to look bad once and a while for all those times I was forced to stare at you inside the dressing room at that God-forsaken place.
P.S. If any executives from Victoria's Secret are reading this, whose brilliant idea was it to hang those photos in the dressing rooms? "Let's make them stare at supermodels while they try to find a decent-fitting bra under lights that enhance all their cellulite, MUAHAHAHAHA"
I didn't know Ed Hardy had a formal-wear line.
I'm not feeling this look for her, but it was super sweet to wear her niece's home-ec class project to the Globes.
This dress just looks like her scarf got caught in a car door on the way there, and gurl, wear your hair down plz.
Maybe she did some extreme weight-loss right before the Globes, and for that, I congratulate her, but this dress does not fit. Not only does it not fit, what is it? Why is there a collar? Why are there flowers all over it? Why?
SHUT UR PURSE B4 U LOSE UR DRIVERS LICENSE!! IT'S NOT EASY TO GET THOSE BACK!!