But really I'm having a baby in April and I solemnly swear not to post weekly updates of my belly if everyone else solemnly swears to tell me my baby is hawt even in those first couple weeks when he/she still looks kind of..ya know..like an alien. Thanks in advance.
Mainly, I'm writing because I feel the need to have a little intervention with you guys. Think back to the last time someone told you they were pregnant (hint: it was me, 3 seconds ago). A question popped in your mind. It's okay. We all think it:
"Were you trying?"
This question also comes in the form of "Was it planned?", "Was it a surprise?", and my personal favorite, "I didn't know you were trying!" (Well, I didn't know I was supposed to put out a press release.) All perfectly natural questions because we're all human and we're all insanely curious. But let's take a moment to step back and think about what you're asking. Because chances are, your now-pregnant bud was either keeping calendars and logs of womanly functions and planning out adult fun times with a variety of iPhone apps, or, just doin' it frequently enough to score the goal. Either way, your question basically translates to "please tell me about the sexual strategy that led you to this outcome."
|Me, every day|